- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to crap, but only while being watched

The power to know who farted at any time.

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

Having the power to stand still

The power to start time.

The power to shit brix, No wait.

The power to be invisable when your dead

The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

The power to self destruct

The power to teleport through open doors.

to randomly self destruct at any time

The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

the power to send text messages while driving

The power to eat ass.

The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

the power to complete math exercises

The ability to smell colors

The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

The power to breath at will.

The power to drown on land.

The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

The power to be Chuck Norris

Pointless Super Powers