The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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Acid pee

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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To be able to summon old people

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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swear words -jesse

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power to never get drunk

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The power to divide by zero

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!