the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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The power to become a llama.

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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the ability to post here

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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The power to pee poop

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!