The power to survive at absolute zero

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!