The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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the power to beathe

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The power to always know the exact time.

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!