The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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The power to not care.

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!