The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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to die when you are happy

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The power to live.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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the ability to post here

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!