The power to fart in public AT WILL..

thumb_up thumb_down +132

The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

thumb_up thumb_down +126

The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

thumb_up thumb_down +124

The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

thumb_up thumb_down +120

The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

thumb_up thumb_down +112

The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

thumb_up thumb_down +110

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

thumb_up thumb_down +108

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

thumb_up thumb_down +108

The power to never finish what you sta...

thumb_up thumb_down +106

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

thumb_up thumb_down +100

To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

thumb_up thumb_down +98

the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

thumb_up thumb_down +96

The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

thumb_up thumb_down +94

The ability to draw a perfect circle.

thumb_up thumb_down +94

Telekinetic power over styrofoam

thumb_up thumb_down +94

The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

thumb_up thumb_down +94

The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

thumb_up thumb_down +94

The power to turn into a skittles bag

thumb_up thumb_down +92

The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

thumb_up thumb_down +92

the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

thumb_up thumb_down +92

The ability to police irony

thumb_up thumb_down +90

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

thumb_up thumb_down +90

The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

thumb_up thumb_down +88

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

thumb_up thumb_down +84

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!