The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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the power to like mass effect 3

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!