The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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the power to not have superpowers

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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to make asians smart

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!