Having the power to stand still

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The power to bread toast!

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!