the power to write only the letter R

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to mind reeds

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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the power to turn into a tree

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The power to think of food

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!