The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to summon earthworms

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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the power to in power your self

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!