The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to lick your balls.

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Third armpit.

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The power to turn into a pebble

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levi Hahne is gay

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to shit for 5 days

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swear words -jesse

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The power to shit without squinting.

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!