The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!