- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power tho vomit your poop.

The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

The power to not be color blind.

The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

The power to fart out of someone else's bum

The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

The power to smell like body odor at will

The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The power of 3 seond super strength,

The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

The power to poop whenever you want.

The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power to ejaculate

The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

Pointless Super Powers