The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to smell poo...

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!