The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The power to have a power.

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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the power to sit

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!