The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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The power to create powers

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The power to touch your toes

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The power to exhale clouds.

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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Being a freemason

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The power to lose this power.

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!