The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The power to see when people fart.

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The ability to change races.

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The power to grow one wing

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!