- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

The power to have a atomic fart

The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

The power to punch that like button

The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

The power to turn into random objects

The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

The power to eat your own face.

The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

The power to run as fast as a snail.

the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

The power to drain people's phone battery

the power to yell a math problem at will

The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

Pointless Super Powers