The power to see through glass walls.

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The power to become famous on vine

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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Meatvision.

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to see forever

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!