The power to scare female plants.

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The power to die at will.

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The power to be half invisible

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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to spelle caretly

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!