- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to kiss your own ass

he power to make mistakes

the power to teleport to the center of the earth

The power to bleed anally at will

The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

The power to touch your toes

The power to be constantly reminded of the game

The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

The ability to turn into an embryo

The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

The power to do nothing with your life.

Every time you clap some one dies

The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

the power to like charlie

The power to shit out toilet paper.

The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

The power to read all these post's in less then a day

The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

Pointless Super Powers