The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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to poop a penny every year

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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the power to itch your teeth

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to see into the future of the past

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power to lick your balls.

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Taekwondo

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The power drown in water

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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!