the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!