the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to see into the present

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The ability to like this post

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The ability to part...hair.

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the power to go on this website

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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Lactokinesis

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power of reading your own mind.

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!