The power to speak only one language

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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The power to eat food.

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!