X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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Nipple Radar.

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The power to have a super power,

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!