The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The power to to think less

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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the power to see through glass

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The power to be pointless!

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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???q? ?o?? sp??oq??? ?nq ????u o? ??!l!q? ???

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Being only half invisible.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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the power to shit liquidly

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!