The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to have no power.

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the power to jerk off

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The power to die early.

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!