To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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the powre to spel

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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The power to become yourself

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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the power to be powerless

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!