the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!