- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

The power to drown on land.

The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

The power to turn anything you touch into old.

the powre to spel

Power to not have any power.

the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

the power to make pointless superpowers

The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

The power to die early.

The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

The power to find pokemon attractive

Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

The power to invent things that have already been invented.

The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

Pointless Super Powers