The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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The ability to see through insects.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!