The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The power to look like yourself

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the ability to type slower.

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The power to Google "Google".

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!