The power to think of food

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to be a gamer

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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Having the power of a normal human

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!