the power to be super ugly

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The power to see where light is not present.

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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the power to eat bread

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!