The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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the power to fail

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to attract bullets.

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The power to not have any power at all

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The power to control dodos

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The ability to police irony

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!