The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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to poop a penny every year

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to mind reeds

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The power to like any show

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the power to youtube poop

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!