The power to achieve 98% opacity

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to breath at will.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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the power to be able to blow air

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!