The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power of love

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power of learning

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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the power to make food shrimp.

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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the power to talk backwards

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The power of making your tits smaller

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!