the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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the power to be in AA.

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power to eat nandos

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!