- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to kill yourself

The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

The power to get arrested

The power to ignore useful information

The power to know where the beef is

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

The power to make my own sandwich

The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

The power to urinate in mouth.

The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

The power to read all these post's in less then a day

See through invisible people

Pointless Super Powers