The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to see through glass

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to bleed on command

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The power to make my own sandwich

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power to live.

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!