The power to stand still for five hours

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The power to freeze ice

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to explode on demand.

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!