The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The ability to part hair.

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The power to freeze ice

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!