the power to tolerate alex simpson

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The abilty to go through water.

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power of learning

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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the power to get in the van

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!