The power to become a llama.

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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the ability to see through air

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The power drown in water

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The power to divide by zero

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The power to pee poop

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!