The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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the power to spell words wrong

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to waste money

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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to do nothing

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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the ability to glow in the light.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!