The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to always know the exact time.

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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To be able to summon old people

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!