The power to become black!

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The power to smell through your arse.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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The power to see oxygen.

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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anything Aquaman does

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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Being able to fly in place.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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the power to walk on land.

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!