The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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To shit bricks.

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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The power to be normal and average

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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the ability to talk to humans

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!