- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

Delayed Reaction Man

the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

The power to summon cops to arrest you

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

the power of being yourself

Pointless Super Powers