The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to be a common person

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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the power to sleep while standing!

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to talk without a tongue

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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The power to create another human

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!