Immunity to curable diseases.

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The power of self mind control

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The ability to sweat poop.

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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the power to eat bread

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The power to scare female plants.

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The power to live.

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!