The power to have a V8

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!