- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

Being able to fly in place.

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

the power to turn into a piece of paper

The power to summon cops to arrest you

The power to not have any power at all

the power to kill plants in a desert.

The ability to be Edward Cullen

the power to fart your way to the moon

The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

The ability to make dogs sneeze

The power to know you don't have a superpower

The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

The power to kill yourself

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

The ability to police irony

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Pointless Super Powers