The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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To be able to summon old people

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power to have a power

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The power to start time.

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The ability to see through insects.

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The power to never get drunk

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!