the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The power to push "pull" doors

the power to fart the alphebet

The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

The power to be superman with no power's

The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

The power to breathe oxygen.

You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

The power to have knowledge of your power.

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!