The power to read the minds of rocks

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to make your nose blink.

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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to make asians smart

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01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110111 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01111001 01110000 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110 (The power to type in binary)

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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the power to eat people :D

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The power to explode on demand.

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!