The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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32% Levitation.

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to turn into an escalator

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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X ray vision on chairs

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to become a llama.

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!