The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The power to live.

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The power to think of food

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to have a pointless power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!