The power of women's rights.

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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the power to sneeze cum

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The power to never get drunk

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The power to start time.

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32% Levitation.

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!