- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to turn into a tree

the power to be in AA.

the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

The power to think of food

The power to have a pointless power.

The ability to de-carbonate soda

The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

The power to eat nandos

The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

the power to tolerate alex simpson

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

the ability to invent cheese and toast

Pointless Super Powers