The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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To pee standing up.

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power of being negative all the time.

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The power to create powers

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The power to be stupid

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!