- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

the power to youtube poop

The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

The useless power to write about useless powers...

The power to attract bullets.

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

the power to shit with your mouth

Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

The power to eat ass.

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

The ability to part hair.

The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

the power to create bad superpowers

the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

Pointless Super Powers