- Pointless Super Powers

The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

the powers to be a fat gassy woman

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

The power to lose this power.

the power to get F's on assignments without trying

the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

The power to turn your navel upside down

The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

The ability to levitate birds

The power to read all these post's in less then a day

the powre to spel

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

The ability to transform in to a glass of water

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

The ability to pull open push only doors

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

To shit bricks.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!