The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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the power to be able to blow air

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The power to ejaculate

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The power to have a power.

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to grow new teeth.

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!