The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The power to smell poo...

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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the power to shit bricks

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the ability to talk to humans

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!