The power to have no powers

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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to poop a penny every year

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The power to mind reeds

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!