The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to see through glass

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!