The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to never stop shitting.

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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to make asians smart

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to go suicide

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!