The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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A good Kisser

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!