the power to breath through your skin.

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The power to die while dieing

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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Nihat Do?an

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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the power to see into the present.

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!